Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
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You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
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Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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