in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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