People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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