I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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