I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
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let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
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What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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