ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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