I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
