I think I just saw someone hide a body.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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