# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
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