question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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