haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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