Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
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What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
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My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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