The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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