You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
