enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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