Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Damn victory sex feels great
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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