I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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