when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
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She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
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I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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