Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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