is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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