I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
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Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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