Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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