it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Randomize