so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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