is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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