I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
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you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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