oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
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Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
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Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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