I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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