btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Randomize
