Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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