Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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