Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
its liver damage thursday
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