Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
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There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
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Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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