The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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