idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
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no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
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You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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