You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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