i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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