her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
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Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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