do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
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He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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