okay pat passed out under dana's car
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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