just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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