Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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