I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
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As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
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Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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