i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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