People in love make me want to vomit
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
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There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
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Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
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Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
How does it feel to date your dad?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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