oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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