I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
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He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
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He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I have feelings that need drinking.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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