I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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