after a month anything with tits is on the radar
vagina is talking i cant
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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