you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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