she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
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we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
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