he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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