Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
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I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
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He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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